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Would you like to explore your questions about composting with an exquisite
select panel of solid waste regulators? Come
join us in an interactive display of regulation-writing showmanship. Test your
wits with the expert panelists and solve the meaning of compost life.
Hear the questionable answers to questions like:
"O.I.M.P." stands for:
a. Odor Is Mostly Perception
b. Office of Ideology,
Metaphysics, and Psychoanalysis
c. Odor Isn't My Problem
d. None of the above
To be approved, the OIMP must be prepared by:
All biosolid handlers will need a:
A mushroom grower is producing growth medium (mushroom
bedding) from racing horse stable manure, dairy farm manure, straw, and green
material from landscape operations. Which tier?
True/False: Vermicomposting is an excluded activity if
more than 5 worms are present in the herd.
True/False: Chipping & grinding and other handling
operations must sample and analyze for pathogens and metals.
Activities to include, but not limited to the
following:
- Story-telling (Lying)
- Reductive reasoning
- Intimidation
- Democratic process
(Fun & Useful Information to be had by all)
Check out our panelists:
PANELIST #1
- Birthday: November 2
- Sign: Scorpio
- Hometown: St. Louis, MO
- Hobby: Collects celebrity lint
- Surprising: This REHS was a professional opera singer
before getting into environmental sciences.
PANELIST #2
- Birthday: July 21
- Sign: Cancer
- Hometown: Philadelphia, PA
- Hobby: Painting (kittens and children on velvet)
- Surprising: This REHS is in the Guinness Book of World Records as the fastest one-fingered typist.
PANELIST #3
- Birthday: April 4
- Sign: Aries
- Hometown: Tulia, Texas
- Hobby: Watching musicals starring Gene Kelly
- surprising: This REHS will inherit
three million dollars next
year.
PANELIST #4
- Birthday: March 14
- Sign: Pisces
- Hometown: Los Angeles, CA
- Making and
flying kites from compressed polyurethaned food waste (won the County championship the last two years).
- Surprising: This REHS swam the English Channel twice last summer.
PANELIST #5
- Birthday: May 24
- Sign: Gemini
- Hometown: San Jose, CA
- Hobby: Professional ventriloquist with their Barbie
doll collection (their mouths don't move either).
- Surprising: This REHS was a back-up dancer on Madonna's
tour in 1986.
PANELIST #6
- Birthday: December 7
- Sign: Sagittarius
- Hometown: San Jose, CA
- Hobby: Mutters sacred
incantation in extinct Meso-American languages while excavating
ancient rat middens.
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Surprising: This REHS choose
the alternate method of professional registration, septage
judging.
PANELIST #7
- Birthday: October 5
- Sign: Declined to reveal
- Hometown: Jacksonville, FL
- hobby: Collects rare carbon dioxide
isotopes from around the solar system.
- Surprising: This REHS won a Nobel prize for manatee
habitat restoration in 1979.
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